Ivan Audi

Just an ordinary guy that spend most of his time slacking in front of the computer and on top on his bed.

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Tuesday, January 20, 2009 0 comments

My friend introduced me to a blog and apparently the blog owner is quite popular. I saw this post there and I was laughing like hell with my friends. So, let us laugh out loud!! =3 Oh and all the comments on each picture was from the original post too, not my comments =P



Behold, a Singapore Chinese restaurant menu… in Chinese and Engrish!



Woh Tie.



Char Siew Pau.



Western lettuce. Runs on petrol!



Sourced from monolithic cow.



Sometimes, their menu even doubles as a weather report.



Eat your ma’s tofu!



Someone call the fire brigade!



Oi! Don’t rape the onions! They will cry.



It is not offence in Singapore to have sex with vegetables.

They’ll tie the mushroom down on a bed, collect S$7.80 from you, then let you perform various sexual acts the mushroom.




The diced chicken community is not happy.



They take a joss stick, stick it up the cow’s ass, and call it “Joss Stick Porn.”

All together now... WTF?!

Credit: www.kennysia.com

One Word Post Part Three

Monday, January 19, 2009 0 comments

DRUNK!!! =3

My Own Holiday

Tuesday, January 13, 2009 0 comments

Going to Langkawi tomorrow. See you in 3 days!! =3

One Word Post Part Two

Sunday, January 4, 2009 2 comments

*BOOOOOOOOOOOO*

Back To Usual Life

Monday, December 29, 2008 3 comments

Just got back to Malaysia. I guess it means back to my usual life. =(

One Word Post

Tuesday, December 16, 2008 0 comments

SHIT!

What a Wonderful World~

Tuesday, December 2, 2008 4 comments

I was at home that time and suddenly mom mentioned about the moon with a smile shape and I was thinking "what the hell?!". So I went up to the third floor to check it out myself and it was unbelieveable. It's just like what they said. The moon really smiling!! Kinda funny though, you don't wanna miss this kind of event =D

This was taken with my phone.
(Watch it carefully)


This was taken by my friend


P.S. Is it some kind of sign or something?? Nobody knows.. But I know it was a wonderful sight.

 
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