One Word Post Part Four

DESPERATE!!! =(

Happy Chinese New Year Folks!

It's been a long time since I celebrate this new year, never have the chance since I am studying overseas =( plus last year I didn't get to celebrate the end of the year celebration. Sighh.... no matter! There's always a next year and I mean it!!

P.S. Happy Chinese New Year once again =D

Random Post

My friend introduced me to a blog and apparently the blog owner is quite popular. I saw this post there and I was laughing like hell with my friends. So, let us laugh out loud!! =3 Oh and all the comments on each picture was from the original post too, not my comments =P

Behold, a Singapore Chinese restaurant menu… in Chinese and Engrish!

Woh Tie.



Char Siew Pau.



Western lettuce. Runs on petrol!



Sourced from monolithic cow.



Sometimes, their menu even doubles as a weather report.



Eat your ma’s tofu!



Someone call the fire brigade!



Oi! Don’t rape the onions! They will cry.

It is not offence in Singapore to have sex with vegetables.

They’ll tie the mushroom down on a bed, collect S$7.80 from you, then let you perform various sexual acts the mushroom.

The diced chicken community is not happy.



They take a joss stick, stick it up the cow’s ass, and call it “Joss Stick Porn.”

All together now... WTF?!

Credit: www.kennysia.com

One Word Post Part Three

DRUNK!!! =3

My Own Holiday

Going to Langkawi tomorrow. See you in 3 days!! =3

One Word Post Part Two

*BOOOOOOOOOOOO*